Curse

Salty_Sam · Feb 08, 2006, 12:12 AM // 00:12

*act as Knido's kaishaku and slices his neck from behind*
*with just a sliver of skin attaching his head to his body...the head tilt's forward letting all see his perfectly cut neck*
*notices that Knido did not write a haiku...so Sam writes him one*

A liger is dull.
Pizza is surely uber.
Sam pwns at CS.

Paul Mahdi · Feb 08, 2006, 12:50 AM // 00:50

*quickly rides up and shoots the following people's heads off:
Salty Sam
Doc Holiday
Rat #245,352,457,001*
*rides away just as quickly*

Note: congrats to Chris

darkdragon99 · Feb 08, 2006, 01:31 AM // 01:31

*shoots paul's horse in both hind legs*

longboringname · Feb 08, 2006, 02:02 AM // 02:02

*comes in to the bar and orders a beer*

Goats17 · Feb 08, 2006, 02:04 AM // 02:04

*walks over to Longboringname and slaps him*

longboringname · Feb 08, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07

"Oh I'm in trouble!"

*heads back to Lyssa's fiction*

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 02:25 AM // 02:25

*shots dark in the back as he fell for the old pillow under the covers trick, goes back to the bar to lay the smack down on doc

*

Salty_Sam · Feb 08, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37

*resurrected by rei ayanami*
*grabs a bloody bat w/ nails and hitches a ride w/ pwnd*
*proceeds to play golf (or attempt to) with doc's head*
*pisses on doc's bloody corpse*

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 03:05 AM // 03:05

"it appears sam is trying to make friends, but he has a fatal flaw, he posted he pwns CS, this is not CS... therefore he shall be pwnd!" *turns and shoves a gernade down sams throat and jumps away from him as he explodes*

Ristaron · Feb 08, 2006, 03:23 AM // 03:23

*streaks through, completely naked*

nightrunner · Feb 08, 2006, 06:44 AM // 06:44

*Notices naked people running around*
*Sees that everything is normal around here and passes out*

darkdragon99 · Feb 08, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52

*shoots nightrunner *
*yells wake up*

Polloloco3 · Feb 08, 2006, 07:59 AM // 07:59

ayeeee naked people in a bar!

Knido · Feb 08, 2006, 12:03 PM // 12:03

*makes polloloco put his shirt on*

ayeeee naked people in an avatar!

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 01:22 PM // 13:22

lol *shots all naked people*

xxSilhouette · Feb 08, 2006, 01:38 PM // 13:38

*runs it, looks around at all the shooting and dead rats, grabs something to drink and trys to make an escape!*

Omega Complex · Feb 08, 2006, 03:02 PM // 15:02

*sits calmly in corner sipping beer and playing with a stick of di-na-me-te (it must be italian) *grin*

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 03:07 PM // 15:07

*is ressed by the bartender*
*grabs an awp and shoots dark off his toilet*
*shoots paul as he runs away from his dead horse*
*sits at bar and reloads his awp and pistols*
*sneaks up on sam and knifes him in the back*
*returns to bar and drinks a beer*

*swig*

Doc Holliday · Feb 08, 2006, 03:11 PM // 15:11

*resses sam*
*shoots him in the head with pistol*
*resses sam again*
*ties sam to bar*
*lights his clothes on fire*
*laughs and watches sam squirm*

Salty_Sam · Feb 08, 2006, 03:16 PM // 15:16

*uses BOY SCOUT SKILLZ to untie knots*
*uses more BOY SCOUT SKILLZ to put out fire*
*uses polyjuice potion with Chuck Norris's beard*
*roundhouse kicks doc with my pulsating pelvic paladin*
*aims the quivering crotch cannon @ doc*
*doc becomes blinded from massive amounts of man juice*
*gallops away into the sunset while immediately impregnating every woman within a 1000 mile radius*